I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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