im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Drunk is not a location!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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