the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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