I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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