Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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