can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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