careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Its about making memories worth repressing
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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