Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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