We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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