when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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