just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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