i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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