absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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