My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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