Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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