And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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