You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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