I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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