I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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