guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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