is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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