we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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