Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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