Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
