Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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