are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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