Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i just had sex bonerless
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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