oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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