have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
it was like eating out sand paper
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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