I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
do nipples grow back?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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