I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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