It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
