just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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