I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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