my shit smells like andre
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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