guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
my poor anus
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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