I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
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