i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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