Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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