You're completely useless in the revolution.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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