She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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