i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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