I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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