my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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