Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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