Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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