Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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