Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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