And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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