come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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