Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Even my vagina gasped.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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