And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Randomize
