So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
He kissed a someone with a penis
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Is Oprah even human
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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