none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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