your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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