O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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